Template:Dear (the last person who text messaged you):I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).(12),-Your name- 1.What's the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I'll join the monasteryBlack - I dislike you Green - Our horoscope doesn't matchGrey - You're a pervertYellow - I'm selling myselfPink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You're a loser Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When we skinny dipped October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Pasta - Outside of Chicago Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Chicken - In your closet Kbob - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women's clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the toupee off Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear? Black - My best friend White - My fatherGrey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Purple - My mustard soufflé Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy statue Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - ManO.C. -EmotionalOne Tree Hill - Open Heroes - Frostbitten Lost - High House - Scarred Simpsons - Cowardly The news - Mongolic Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Senile Top Model - Middle-class None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I've felt Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn't exist Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we're cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this. Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Overjoyous - That I'm open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks 8.What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader-poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from LA Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbour Martin G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David's tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always will remember C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt dirty before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt - Fuck off now France - In pain
Dear veraI don't really know how to tell you this, but i dislike you. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok outside the bus and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that Iam better off without to hate the Boston Celtics. With ease, joan
[ ] made out with someone before dating. [x] gotten a phone takeaway in class. [ ] gotten suspended. [x] gotten caught chewing gum. [ ] gotten caught cheating on a test. [x] arrived late for class more than 5 times. [x] didn't do homework over 5 times. [x] turned at least 3 projects late. [x] missed school because you just felt like it. [x] laughed so loud that you go kicked out of the class. (LOL) [x] got your mum, dad, etc to get you out of school. [x] text people during class. [x] passed notes. [x] threw stuffs across the rooms. [x] laughed at the teacher. [x] took pictures during school hours. [x] called someone during school hours. [x] listened to ipod, CD, etc during school hours. [x] threw something at the teacher. [x] went outside the classroom without permission. [x] broke the dress code. [ ] failed to go to class for lesson. [x] ate food during class. [x] gotten a call from school. [ ] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly. [x] given the teacher the finger when they weren't looking. [x] swore during class/school. [x] forged your parents signature. [x] slept in class. [x] cursed at your teacher. [x] copied homework. [ ] got in trouble with the principal/ vice principal.
Overall :26 Multiply by 3* Post as __ % school gangster.
(4) The person you are chatting with now. jolly, fally, grace.
(5) The languages you speak? english, chinese, khek.
(6) The last person whom you screwed? o.o?
(7) One word about your life now? sian
(8) Where do you wish to study? school of chickens
(9) What are you specially good at? nothing
(10) Would you date someone younger than you? maybeh
(11) What are you to yourself? bbb
(12) Do you forgive people easily? yes
(13) Which girl is precious to you now? the.bunny | the.rabbit | the.dramma.mama
(14) Your dressing style? sian
(15) How different are you from other girls? i love norah jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(16) The bad point about yourself? i have a balding finger
(17) The last contact in your hp? 王昭君
(18) Your hp wallpaper? the bunny that fayth gave me (19) Screen saver? girl on a swing
(20) Your favourite song? mas que nada
(21) The two hated contacts in your hp? fat ass and the liar
(22) Learnt on language in 10 days? nope
(23) One gorgeous girl you came across? ROMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
(24) Whose your biggest enemy? you.
(25) Which gang do your support? i me and myself federation
(26) What do you think about gangsters? okay lah.
(27) Proper age to join a gang? dunno
(28) Do you have a blog? ==
(29) What do you think about modelling? so so lah.
(30) Whose approval do you usually seek first? i dont.
! let it all go;
ABOUT ME.{
alittlestory
Now what I am going to do is type a short little paragraph of words to sum up my thirteen
years of life since 17|11|1995 I am not very fond of letting you know things that aren't really. Like telling you my favourite
drink. And little tits and tats of my lifethat really, you don't need to know unless you are some kind of long lost relative that just came
back from a 200-year hiatus in Timbaktu. Therefore here goes the little summary. Did I mention that I suck at summary writing? This blob
of words here is longer than the summary itself. Let me tell a little story before something else happens.
There was a hero called Marqie, a formal female/male convict of ATS*, but
was transferred to sota*, school of the arts Singapore, cell number R5'07, G5'07 due to
unexpected talent in visual arts. So here's how Marqie landed in prison. Marqie was captured by the Japanese kempetei for being the heroic leader of a anti-Japanese rebellion party with beer, sausagecocktails and chicken wings, and was kept as a POW since then. Though many attempts were made to escape, Marqie failed time and time again due to unforseen circumstances. Marqie, over the years has grown wrinkly and smelly. Now Marqie is accustomed to the current jail life and calls it 'heaven'. Marqie has thus given up his dreams after being closed in a cell with 2cm of light shining in during daytime and being as free as a bird in a cage. Somehow Marqie gets acess to the internet
or so they call this amazing thing that connects you to the world. Posts that depict how one go about their daily normal life and every
single detail that i don't really want to know aggravates my killing instincts and brings bloodshed and tears to all. Marqie is reachable
through his very secret WW2 dog tag which is universal.gao-sai@hotmail.com Marqie is telling you his very secret code only because he
trusts you.
And now for my profile which, after 102 drafts, summed up to be only one sentence: My name is Marqie.
.someone to be reading this
..Marqie to be saved from the evil place called S-I-N-G-A-P-O-R-E
...the world to take a turn for the better
....to be under the theatre faculty
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